DHR_000x's adventure through bits and bytes

Well hellooou Third post in a row about GTA 5, so i suppose it is pretty obvious that we still play it every other day, my already over 900 screenshots are also proof of that. As usual i've been recording the greatest moments of our play sessions with Shadow Play to later use them to make a video, but a few weeks ago i changed my mind. Why not make use of the amazing Rockstar Editor instead of using footage with the fixed in-game camera angles? It did sound like a good idea so a few weeks back i started to record with the GTA 5 Editor, edited the scenes using the different camera settings and exported the clips into Sony Vegas. I'll admit that i haven't put very much effort in the Sony Vegas part of editing, mostly because i first had to work with the Rockstar Editor and later put in the same amount of work in Vegas. But still, i'm personally pretty happy with the results and i hope i've chosen the right song for the video. And by the way, this is my first uploa...

Timmy: The borderland maniac who's actually a pretty chill dude.   Tymoteusz "Timmy" Shufflebottom is the son of a southern crack whore named Darleene Hoggreaser and his long deceased Scottish father Derek Shufflebottom, a once renowned sheep stylist. He grew up with his mother in downtown Los Santos and attended the L.S. Elementary school, where he dropped out at the age of 14 for repeatedly kneeing her teacher in the face. After a year in a correctional institution he landed in the same pot as his mother, and started doing heroin at the early age of 16. At the age of 19, seeing no future at all, he enlisted in the USMC to make some cash, get fed on a daily basis, and eventually recovering from his heroin addiction. After 3 years of deployment and another 2 training Afghani law enforcement and military, he came back to Los Santos...  

Sup! Ok ehmm.. i'm not going to lie, but i'm only doing this post because i didn't want to have a month without content in my history :D, so it is story time. I have been playing GTA V every free minute for the last two weeks and i would like to make a best of video, if Sony Vegas could stop spazzing out everytime i click something, but if you do the math i just can't make a video while playing. Mostly i've been playing GTA Online with Stealthkilla and Titandioxid so there's not even a real story i can tell here, hmmm... well i could show the world what we actually do for all those hours. Yeah, that sounds about right, lets see.

Today, let us talk about that one weapon I have been admiring since it first made an appearance on TV in Stargate SG1, the FN P90. The ergonomics, the proprietary ammo and  it's looks makes it almost legendary. My appreciation for this gun doesn't come from what it can't, but from what it can do, so let me go more into detail.

I have finally found the strength to admit it. I was 25 years old when I realized that I’m not really a man at heart, but rather a 5.8m long Gatling gun strapped onto an 11 ton airframe. All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog”. That’s my real name. I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 540Kg of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m fucking stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I AM a goddamn jet. I present to you, the Ugly Early:

Sali zäme Nach langem " ja es reitzt mi eigentli scho aber es choschtet immerna 30€ " het mer de Stealth das game entli ghollt ♥ und mer hend's scho mal es wiili zockt. Wieso dass de Post ned uf englisch isch? Kein plan, so hets de Stealth welle :)

I am SO angry right now. In three words: Battlefield is FRUSTRATING. Yes, it is. I have no chance on growing any hair on my head as long as i play this game. Every time i play this game alone i get this deep urge of tearing down a wall, that's how angry i get. The frustrating part comes when you realize there is fucking nothing you can do about all the Problems this game has, from the netcode, the gameplay mechanics, to the maps and the players, nothing. Sure they are making improvements and started the amazing CTE Program (I'm not being sarcastic here, it's awesome) but god damn it, its doesn't matter how good you can mold and sculpt a pile of shit, IT STAYS A MASSIVE PILE OF SHIT. Patrick Bach, Executive Producer of Battlefield 4